Disastrous Vancouver season ends

Team owner orders Management shuffle and a rebuilding season for the Brute Force, who went from Diamond Series winners in 2061 to finishing dead last in 2062, an epic yo-yo collapse.

“In a division with two hundred-game winners, someone has to be the mud scraped off on the dugout stairs. This season, it was our turn.” – Left fielder R. Acuna, Jr., who ended the season in an extended slump, batting .210.

Vancouver lost 117 games, easily their worst season ever.

 

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Dave

The bloated warthog who pilots this ship onto the rocks of despair--then turns around and sets sail for the Island of Lost Toys. Always wanted to go there!

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