Lincoln Park Pirates

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” —H.L. Mencken

We Plunder the Streets of Your Town

Lincoln Park will be built around run prevention, with specific goals in mind. I believe they will be slow developers but (hopefully, ultimately) rock crushers. With pickaxe and hammer and saw.

Want to hear their official theme song? (It’s a Chicago thang, there’s some back story. Lincoln Towing Service is still in operation today.)

Jolly Roger